Witty business names

Here are some witty business names we’ve recently come across online. Let us know if you’ve found any funnier names.


Not the London based department store, but a shop selling fridges.

Alan Cartridge

A name with local connotations here. This business sells cartridges, refills and toners.

A Fish Called Rhondda

This Welsh fishmongers and fish & chip shop is a clever play on the title of the 1988 John Cleese film 'A Fish Called Wanda'.

Spruce Springclean

We wonder if this cleaning company sings while they work?

Fencin & Hedges

Not a tobacconist but a gardening services business.


A very witty name for a mobile tanning service.

Cake Expectations

A dickens of a name for a cake shop.

Back to the Fuchsia

We wonder if this florist’s prices are stuck in the 1950s?

Bonnie Tiler

Great name for this Scottish tiling company.