As we're in the middle of Wimbledon... we thought it fitting to give you a tennis titter.... enjoy!
Q. Which girl's always in the middle of a tennis court?
Q. What's the noisiest sport ?
A. Tennis, because it's always making a racket.
Q. What do you call a German tennis player who has the head of a hen and the body of a man?
A. Boris Pecker (Becker)!
Q: Who is the richest tennis player?
A. Pat Cash.
Q: Which tennis player has wind?
A. Andre Agassi.
Q: Why should you never date a tennis player?
A. Because love means nothing to them.
Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A tennis ball.
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.
Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.