As it's February, we thougth we'd give you a little topical chuckle as our Valentine's gift to you...
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Yes, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.
What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you!”
What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me.
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!
What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What did one octopus say to another? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?