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10 of the best silly Christmas jokes!
- What's the tax status of Santa's helpers?
- How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
- How do Father Christmas's helpers pay their tax?
Through Elf Assessment.
- Who might be cooking Christmas dinner at Number 10 this year?
- What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
- There are three types of accountant.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
- Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: 'That's some reindeer' he says.
The Queen replies: '63 years. Yes, that is a lot.'
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve'
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
- How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!