10 of the best silly Christmas jokes!

  1. What's the tax status of Santa's helpers?
  2. How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
    No Brussels.
  3. How do Father Christmas's helpers pay their tax?
    Through Elf Assessment.
  4. Who might be cooking Christmas dinner at Number 10 this year?
    Theresa May.  
  5. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
    He got 25 days!
  6. There are three types of accountant.
    Those who can count and those who can’t.
  7. Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: 'That's some reindeer' he says.
    The Queen replies: '63 years. Yes, that is a lot.' 
  8. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve'
  9. What is the best Christmas present in the world? 
    A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
  10. How did Scrooge win the football game?  
    The ghost of Christmas passed!